Is my face red?

For dinner tonight I picked up a Superior salad. I was waiting for the waiter to bring my order when a young woman walked by in a small man's shirt. Now I grew-up in the 60s & 70s so short skirts are not new to me, but this was just a shirt and if she had been wearing underwear all would have known the color. So I obviously watched her go by and when I looked up a very young male waiter was watching me watching her. He had the biggest grin in the world and said, "You are my new best friend. Give me 5." Well, I high fived him and said, "You caught me. Just a normal human reaction." And I followed that with another normal human reaction a very red face.